The Four Word Story Thread.

[ReZourceman]

One day, Jack Bauer

[pjanaway]

farted on his mum

[ReZourceman]

it smelled quite bad...

[20LEGEND]

which sent her crazy

[ReZourceman]

So she shot Jack...

[20LEGEND]

and missed..oh dear!

[ReZourceman]

Suddenly Wayne Palmer flew..

[20LEGEND]

in through the window

[ReZourceman]

"Freeze bitches!" he said...

[20LEGEND]

jack decided to run

[ReZourceman]

But Wayned was like...

[20LEGEND]

calling the secret service

[ReZourceman]

and he said "Yo

[20LEGEND]

arrest mrs bauer

[ReZourceman]

Because she smells of

[20LEGEND]

An Illegal Narcotic Substance

[ReZourceman]

this leads Jack to

[20LEGEND]

hitting wayne in the...

[Smila]

back of his head

[20LEGEND]

then suddenly kim bauer :eek: :eek:

[Smila]

was in tremendous peril

[20LEGEND]

she had been kidnapped!!!

[Smila]

by a rabid cougar

[ReZourceman]

(Which was unusual) However

[20LEGEND]

but not for kim

[ReZourceman]

who is truly weird.

[20LEGEND]

Suddenly Jacks phone rang

[radiotec]

It was spammers again,

[20LEGEND]

who are really annoying :D :D

[Hackr]

selling three toilet seats

[nina myers #1]

that smelt of shit!

[20LEGEND]

back at ctu chloe

[Gramme]

and unfortunately retracted aids

[nina myers #1]

from kim bauer

[Hackr]

and they laughed....... but

[20LEGEND]

jack was not happy

[Hackr]

his baby was in

[darksnowman]

the womb of another

[Hackr]

that persons name is....

See how kind i am.... You get to choose. I am to generous :D

[darksnowman]

a mystery to everyone

[Hackr]

thata a funny name

[i_love_mywork]

as fast as possible

[RetiredZimon]

he ran to catch

[MAK]

a rare butterfly which.....

[RetiredZimon]

was in china but

[MAK]

had escaped with a

[RetiredZimon]

shotgun that jack was

[glockspeak]

holding to doyle's head

[Tiggz]

Which turned out to........

[glockspeak]

be a big mistake....

[Tiggz]

Because he really meant...

[glockspeak]

to chase after the...

[RetiredZimon]

huge chicken that was

[FrankFlynn]

running on the railway

[Tiggz]

Because it was chasing.....

[FrankFlynn]

A very large fish

[glockspeak]

that had gotten out....

[FrankFlynn]

from the London Zoo

[RetiredZimon]

Jack decided to shoot

[glockspeak]

at the damn butterfly...

[RetiredZimon]

because it was doing

[glockspeak]

some very wierd stuff...

[RetiredZimon]

with an orange spatula

[i love this game!!]

[glockspeak]

and a giant flower...

[RetiredZimon]

created a great maze

[glockspeak]

so the chicken got...

[RetiredZimon]

mad and shot a

[Tiggz]

Great big duck with....

[glockspeak]

a a great big balloon...

[Tiggz]

What was full of..........

[glockspeak]

jello that jack likes....

[Tiggz]

Spread all over his......

[glockspeak]

:pinch: don't say it glock....

brand new black jaguar.......

[Tiggz]

Because it feels like......

[glockspeak]

when he gets a....

[Tiggz]

strange feeling in his......

[glockspeak]

stomach, after he says.......

[Tiggz]

I love you to........

[glockspeak]

and also when jack....

[Tiggz]

goes to see his.......

[glockspeak]

dead parrots grave in........

[Tiggz]

the middle of a .............

[RetiredZimon]

forest which was haunted

[Tiggz]

By the ghost of........

[RetiredZimon]

tony almeida who was

[Chloe 7]

Most definately dead so

[FrankFlynn]

Everyone started to cry

[RetiredZimon]

but its ok because

[FrankFlynn]

He's not actually dead...

[RetiredZimon]

Then RZ and FrankFlynn.......

[Tiggz]

Decide they wanted to........

[RetiredZimon]

go and find Tony

[Chloe 7]

then they both kissed......

[RetiredZimon]

elisha cuthbert who's there.

[Chloe 7]

asks why they kissed

[RetiredZimon]

her so many times.

[glockspeak]

Jack decided that he..

[Tiggz]

Just had to say.......

[glockspeak]

"I'll kill you both"....

[FrankFlynn]

Um, lost the trail of the story.

Jack then relinquishes theorder

[glockspeak]

Huh? Jack decided he was going to shoot you both for kissing his daughter. Are you starting a new story line?

[FrankFlynn]

I'll just change what I said.

She started screaming hysterically

[RetiredZimon]

as she loved themboth

[Chloe 7]

and then ate him

[RetiredZimon]

HAH! you said five. chloe LOSES hahahaha.

then bill buchanan came

[glockspeak]

and wanted to know....

[Chloe 7]

Why was she eating....

[Chloe 7]

HAH! you said five. chloe LOSES hahahaha.

then bill buchanan came

P.s look again my friend!

Back on topic!

[RetiredZimon]

the fish she had.

you changed it!!

[Chloe 7]

Just slapped RZ with!

p.s I know, the power of edit! Hee hee.

[RetiredZimon]

this is getting a bit personal now lol. should be in the naughty room!!

Then morris o'brian told

[glockspeak]

milo to shove it...

[Tiggz]

Right in between his .............

[Chloe 7]

You know whats! Ouch

[Tiggz]

To which he shouted.....

[glockspeak]

that really hurts my....

[Tiggz]

Nuts, the salted variety......

[glockspeak]

and so Milo ran....

[Tiggz]

to find his lost.........

[glockspeak]

marbles and he saw....

[Tiggz]

What looked like a.......

[glockspeak]

giant chicken with a....

[Tiggz]

Wing the shape of...........

[glockspeak]

a rare butterfly that....

[Chloe 7]

Can only flap at.....

[glockspeak]

dinnertime in Western China.....

[RetiredZimon]

Meanwhile at the big

[Tiggz]

Newly Erected Statue of

[FrankFlynn]

The 24 forum's admin

[Tiggz]

Which kinda Looked like.....

[FrankFlynn]

A great big donky, (not actually referring to admin now)

[Tiggz]

(Is really)

With a bald patch....

[FrankFlynn]

just behind his ears

[Tiggz]

In The shape of......

[Chloe 7]

england! which is funny....

[nina myers #1]

because England rules all...................:)

[Tiggz]

Except at cricket because.....

[Colgate-Kid]

New Zealand is better

[RetiredZimon]

Back to the story....

[Chloe 7]

yeah so anyway, they.....

[RetiredZimon]

went to mars, to.......

[Colgate-Kid]

dig for gold, but...............

[RetiredZimon]

there was none there.

[Colgate-Kid]

so they decided to......................

[RetiredZimon]

go and have a .........

[Colgate-Kid]

ahem..........afterwards they went..........

[RetiredZimon]

back to earth and........

[glockspeak]

saw the giant chicken........

[RetiredZimon]

which had been eating......

[glockspeak]

that rare butterfly and...

[RetiredZimon]

tony almedia. jack bauer.....

[glockspeak]

grabbed the orange spatula.........

[RetiredZimon]

of power that killed...

[FrankFlynn]

a very large tortoise

[RetiredZimon]

when he was inFrance

[Colgate-Kid]

he wore a dress...........

[Chloe 7]

With pink poker dots.....

[Chloe 7]

when he was inFrance

Cheat! thats five!:glare:
Ha ha.

[glockspeak]

and a large yellow........

[Chloe 7]

flower, a bee came....

[Colgate-Kid]

& stung his big...............

[Chloe 7]

Swede! which hurt loads!

[Colgate-Kid]

He creamed it with...........

[glockspeak]

the spatula and yelled.............

[Colgate-Kid]

"oh my that smarts"

[Chloe 7]

Like a $%@£, where.......

[glockspeak]

and then he threw.........

[Colgate-Kid]

a big paddy fit...............

[Chloe 7]

suddenly he let off

[Colgate-Kid]

an enormous noisy .....................raspberry...............

[Chloe 7]

followed by a burp

[Colgate-Kid]

& boy it stank...........

[Chloe 7]

Then jacked turned up.......

[Colgate-Kid]

& jacked his spaceship

[Chloe 7]

which runs off rat.........

[Colgate-Kid]

poison & gerbil food

[Chloe 7]

And makes trumping sound......

[Colgate-Kid]

when taking off to..........

[Tiggz]

Birmingham which is really

[Chloe 7]

not that far from.....

[RetiredZimon]

wales. in any case...

[Chloe 7]

they were bored so......

[RetiredZimon]

they went back to....

[Chloe 7]

who ever they are?

[nina myers #1]

they needed the toilet.....

[glockspeak]

so they stopped at....

[RetiredZimon]

the gas station in......

[Chloe 7]

LA, which is near..........

[RetiredZimon]

germany. after this they....

[glockspeak]

got onto a chopper....

[FrankFlynn]

and flew to Logan's

[glockspeak]

to try on suits...

[RetiredZimon]

with Bill Buchanan and

[glockspeak]

Agent Pierce but when.....

[RetiredZimon]

they arrived they realised...

[Chloe 7]

They forgot the hotdogs!..........

[Tiggz]

Which is criminal because

[FrankFlynn]

HOtdogs are needed for...

[Chloe 7]

Fighting crime and the........

[Colgate-Kid]

preservation of Convents &

[RetiredZimon]

killing colgate kid. anyways........

[Tiggz]

A helicopter flew over........

[RetiredZimon]

los angeles in the.......

[Tiggz]

Middle of winter because.........

[RetiredZimon]

they couldnt find the

[Tiggz]

Giant hippo they lost........

[Chloe 7]

in the desert after......

[Agent_Almeida]

the rain started pouring

[RetiredZimon]

. after that they visited.....

[Chloe 7]

the zoo so hippo.......

[FrankFlynn]

Ate an orange carrot

[RetiredZimon]

after they went to

[Tiggz]

Endinburgh Zoo because they

[RetiredZimon]

wanted to see the

[Chloe 7]

If hippo liked another......

[RetiredZimon]

female hippo. it turned......

[20LEGEND]

And Opened His Jaws

[Chloe 7]

and planted a smacker.....

[RetiredZimon]

right on the face .......

[Chloe 7]

Of the other hippo!......

[RetiredZimon]

after this they went...

[Chloe 7]

To the park as......

[glockspeak]

Batman and Robin and.......

[RetiredZimon]

saved a girl from

[Tiggz]

A Hippo that had

[RetiredZimon]

been eating her. then...

[Tiggz]

They all decided that

[RetiredZimon]

they wanted to kill

[Tiggz]

A 24 forum member.......

[RetiredZimon]

who was suspiciously called....

[Chloe 7]

tiggz! so then we......

[RetiredZimon]

decided to roast him...

[Chloe 7]

but he was too.......

[glockspeak]

boney so instead we...

[Chloe 7]

tried to roast Franky......

[glockspeak]

but he was too...

[Chloe 7]

big! so we settled.......

[glockspeak]

on roasting marshmallows while....

[Chloe 7]

Frank and tiggz nursed.......

[Tiggz]

Chloe and glock because....

[Chloe 7]

they were home sick.......

[Tiggz]

Because they were missing.....

[Chloe 7]

their mums! then they......

[Tiggz]

started to dance because......

[Chloe 7]

frank and tiggz cried......

[Tiggz]

With laughter because Chloe....

[Chloe 7]

was falling over the........

[Tiggz]

table (she was drunk)

[Chloe 7]

Again. then we all........

[Tiggz]

decided to jump on.........